In the past, I called this type of post How Did You Get Here? I would then post the most interesting search terms that people typed in and would be as helpful/snarky as I could be. But I think the more appropriate title would be WHAT Are You Doing Here? … Read on and tell me if you don’t agree:
do you fill like doing pooh in labour – DUDE, first, learn to type what you really mean. Fill and FEEL are totally different. But since you’re here, this is one thing that I think about anytime I think about pregnancy…it scares the shit out of me, accidentally pooping while in labor. *shiver* You can bet that when I get pregnant and go into labor, you’ll be reading about that here. I have no shame.
reason to win a wii fit – erm…do you need a reason? I don’t understand the question.
how do you say dennis lehane – uhh, I think it’s den-is le-hay-n…past that, I’d recommend an English teacher.
things about myself – I dunno. You tell me. You know you. I don’t know you. I only know me.
hey lady! whatcha readin’? – wow. Someone even got the punctuation right.
does wearing cling wrap work – BWAHAHAHA!! I don’t know. Ask Kathy Bates.
hey lady – Hi!
putting music on blogs – DON’T DO IT. I’d say most people don’t like it.
trish the dish – Hehe…I like this nickname. How come no one calls me this?
is ann patchett gay – I don’t know. AND WHO CARES??
ending of gone with the wind – This is like asking for the ending of Star Wars. Even I know the ending and I never saw the movie. But I guess I’ll tell you…Rhett and Scarlett don’t end up together. Sorry.
i hate spiders scream – What do you mean? Do you mean you hate spiders when they scream, or you hate spiders so you scream? I scream you scream we all scream for ice cream!! Sorry. I guess I scream when i see spiders, too.
photos of girls pooping in public – sorry, none here. I don’t even know where to tell you to go.
review bad “wednesday sisters” – You will see NO BAD REVIEWS of The Wednesday Sisters here. I won’t even point you in the right direction.
where is “hey lady” – *waving* Hi! I’m right here. 🙂