Comments on: What Are You Doing Here?

By: meg89

meg89 — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 16:53:17 +0000

Just followed the link from your wrap-up post… OMG these are funny! I’m obsessed with sitemeter (all those graphs and lists and rankings) but I never find search terms this funny popping up! Thanks for sharing so the rest of us can enjoy your quirky visitors!

By: donstuff

donstuff — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 02:23:16 +0000

Reading some earlier comments about “poo” reminds me of one of my favorite Steven Wright quotes – “Boycott shampoo, demand the real thing!”
Anyway, my favorite search term (thus far) is “Reasons I hate my wife” – they were directed to my post on 26 Reasons I Love my wife. Odd…they seem to contrast.

By: Matthew

Matthew — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 23:51:18 +0000

I got a hit from “hairy nuns.” I don’t even want to know.

By: Kim L

Kim L — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 23:45:41 +0000

Haha, hilarious.

I don’t even know what to say about those search terms… what’s with your blog man? Now can you tell if any of those people actually visited your blog and for how long?

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By: johnnyb12

johnnyb12 — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 00:25:39 +0000

The secret lies in your SEO pack, folks.
Whenever posting something one must always consider the 6 Degrees Of Separation rule with their SEO keywords.

Oh, and here’s a term that saw me getting traffic:

closer kin deeper in

By: Dawn

Dawn — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 21:50:52 +0000

Wonderful post! I really needed a pick-me-up as I looked at the clock and realized it’s 5:45 and guess who (me!) has not yet planned dinner! Hungry kids will begin gnawing on each other soon (will that string of words pop up in a future search?!)

By: donstuff

donstuff — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 04:42:07 +0000

Hey Trish the Dish! (much better than Dennis the Menace) Now you have two who have used this reference to you (Mellymel being the other). Maybe that can be the name of your next blog.

By: mellymel

mellymel — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 02:19:14 +0000

the answer to the above rob ryan cassie search is :
she must have read the book Into the Woods, those are characters.

anyhoo – what’s with all the poo? and believe me when you’re in labor, the last thing you care about is poo.

and i’ll happily call you trish the dish, it’s what i call my beloved cousin who shares your name.

By: Jeane

Jeane — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 20:01:57 +0000

Those have got to be some of the strangest search terms I’ve seen in a while! What’s with all the poo ones? I don’t get some people.