I hate it when I say to a co-worker, Oh, you cut your hair! and the co-worker says to me, Well, actually, the hairdresser cut my hair.
Mm HM. And did you purposefully WANT to shut down all conversation? Because congratulations, you did! I have absolutely nothing to say to that.
Oh, and since we’re on the topic of noticing someone cut their hair, why oh WHY do people go back to the old joke, I cut all my hair, not just one.
Okay, go ahead, your turn. How can I bug you today?