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A Blonde Joke

This was at the beginning of a Mercedes Benz commercial…but is oh so funny.

What’s your favorite blonde joke?

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lex0GBppe4Y]

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9 Responses to “A Blonde Joke”

  1. bermudaonion

    That is hilarious! Thanks for sharing.

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  2. softdrink

    A plane is on its way to Detroit when a blonde woman in economy class gets up and moves into an open seat in the first class section.

    The flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must sit in economy class because that’s the type of ticket she paid for.

    The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Detroit and I’m staying right here.”

    After repeated attempts and no success at convincing the woman to move, the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and informs the pilot and co-piolet that there’s a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who refuses to go back to her proper seat. The co-pilot goes back to the woman and explains why she needs to move, but once again the woman replies by saying, “I’m blonde, I’m beatiful, I’m going to Detroit and I’m staying right here.”

    The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that perhaps they should have the arrival gate call the police and have the woman arrested when they land. The pilot says, “You say she’s blonde? I’ll handle this. I’m married to a blonde. I speak blonde.” He goes back to the woman and whispers quietly in her ear, and she says, “Oh, I’m sorry,” then quickly moves back to her seat in economy class.

    The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to get her to move back to economy without causing any fuss.

    “I told her first class isn’t going to Detroit.”

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  3. Alyce

    That was funny! Softdrink I like yours too!

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  4. elizabethwillse

    The commercial was actually kind of surreal, then again, I’m short on sleep.
    And also blonde.

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  5. veens

    hehee! that was FUNNY! and Jill’s one was also FUNNNY!

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  6. Chris@bookarama

    Both are really funny. (yeah, I’m not a blonde.)

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  7. Ti

    I send blonde jokes to my blonde friend all the time and she never gets them!

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  8. Bookfool, aka Nancy

    Well, I’m blonde but my favorite was sent by a paramedic friend.

    A blonde calls the fire station and says, “Help, help! My house is on fire! Come quick!”

    The fire chief says, “How do we get to your house?”

    “Duh,” says the blonde. “Big red truck?”

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  9. rebecca

    why did the dog cross the road?
    cause it thought it was a chicken. lol

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