What Are You Doing Here? Part 2
This is a fun thing to do…check the search terms that brings people to your blog. I used to call it How Did You Get Here, but then I changed it to What Are You Doing Here, because, frankly, I don’t know what the heck many of my visitors are doing at my blog.
horseiding hats for big heads – I do have a big head, but it’s not as big as a horse. At least that’s what I think you mean.
what happens to little kids who use foul – …language? Is that what you mean? What happens to little kids who use foul language? Well, that’s all up to the parents, but I think we should all walk around with a bar of soap so we can wash their mouths out as necessary. Better yet! We should kick them off the bus!
why dont kids like foods touching each o – BECAUSE THEY’RE SMARTER THAN ADULTS, THAT’S WHY. Don’t be silly.
does costco have all stephenie meyer boo – Costco has everything. In fact, I’m sure Costco will have all four books in a set ready for you to give as a gift for the holidays.
where can i get my hair crimped? – DON’T DO IT. Unless you want to look like me, which is basically someone who looks like they’re stuck in the ’80s. In that case, then go to your hairdresser and have her perm your hair with the smallest rods. Worked for me. Though it might be cheaper if you just stick your finger in an electical socket.
people who can’t eat food that touches – YES! That’s me! And apparently there’s a whole slew of us, but we rarely meet in real life. We just endure the agony of being teased by other people.
i’m so lame – Me too. Let’s be friends.
review about a place – WHAT place?
i do poop with my wife in public – No. words.
+ebook whack to the side of the head – Huh? I only recommend a “whack to the side of the head” to people who really deserve it. But I’d suggest you use something other than an e-book, as I have a feeling that won’t make much of an impression.
fat randy grannies – AH HA HA HA HA HA!!! Wait, what was the question?
hey sweet lady….whatcha thinking about – Well, I’m thinking about all the books I have and how I never seem to have enough time to read them, that I should shower tonight so I can flat iron this unruly hair, and what I’ll be making for dinner. What are you thinking about?
hey lady – *waving* Hi!
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December 7th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
That is really a weird set of terms…too put it mildly. LOL
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December 7th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
Wow. No. Words. Indeed! I always wonder what people who search stuff like that were actually looking for… and then I realize I’m glad I don’t know.
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December 7th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
You’ve got some funny ones on there. Someone recently found my blog by searching for “free downloads naked women.” I haven’t gone that far to get readers.
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December 7th, 2008 at 6:19 pm
Oh. My. Goodness. I laughed so hard. The search topics were hilarious but your commentary was priceless.
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December 7th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
I’m guessing that first one is looking for horseRiding hats for big heads.
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December 7th, 2008 at 7:41 pm
I still don’t like my foods to touch. But I didn’t google that. Why would anyone need to google that?
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December 7th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
LMAO
oh my gawd.
amazing.
My personal favorite? “i do poop with my wife in public”
Firstlies, what the eff? Secondlies, I have no clue how that got them here.
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December 7th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
“i do poop with my wife in public” What the heck?! I wanna know how to do that! Track what search terms lead to my blog- NOT pooping in public, with anyone, ever! How do you do that?
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December 7th, 2008 at 11:51 pm
Yes, I’m curious too, I’ve seen this on several blogs lately. These are a hoot!
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December 8th, 2008 at 7:59 am
These are funnier than the cartoon I saw last night, which is a Twilight reference–a girl googling “adrenaline rush.”
I have a book-buying meme up today, if you want to play:
http://necromancyneverpays.blogspot.com/2008/12/book-buying-meme.html
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December 8th, 2008 at 8:04 am
These are so funny. I get a lot that leave me really wondering, too.
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December 8th, 2008 at 10:09 am
LOL! You get all the fun search phrases!
BTW, happy belated birthday! And what I want to know is, did you get your prawns?
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December 8th, 2008 at 8:11 pm
LOL!
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April 3rd, 2009 at 11:13 pm
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