I have a tiny toy poodle named Samson that has taken to eating his own poop. Dave says he takes a dump, turns around and eats it immediately. He doesn’t even wait for it to stop steaming.
The other day Dave was sitting on the couch and saw Samson go outside, poop, and turn right around and eat it. Samson came back inside, jumped on Dave’s lap, and burped.
I’m STILL giggling about this.