A friend forwarded this to me, and I couldn’t help but share it with you. If the pictures are burned into my brain, then it’s only fair that they should be burned into your brain as well.
Did you know you can cook with semen?
Yup. True story.
This cookbook, pictured above, is called Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes.
I wonder if the book calls cooks who cook with semen as come cooks. Because really, isn’t that what they are?
Excuse me for my ignorance, but the picture on the cover of the book looks like flan. Whether it is or it isn’t, there is something so wrong about picturing a jiggly, custardy dessert in a cookbook featuring semen. They couldn’t show a frothy milkshake or a healthy salad? I mean, I don’t think I’ll get into cooking with semen, but anything other than flan would have made the book just that much more appealing.
All the jokes I should be making about using semen in cooking just aren’t coming to me.
The original article that was forwarded to me can be found here.