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What Are You Doing Here? Part 3

This is a fun thing to do…check the search terms that brings people to your blog. I used to call it How Did You Get Here, but then I changed it to What Are You Doing Here (and Part 2!), because, frankly, I don’t know what the heck many of my visitors are doing at my blog.

sexy lady pooping farting – I poop and fart, but I’ve never thought it was sexy. Neither does Dave, even though I try to convince him otherwise.

is the story confessions of max tivoli t – I’m going to guess the whole search engine term was this: “is the story confessions of max tivoli true?” I believe Max Tivoli is a similar story to The Curious Case Benjamin Button (person is born old and dies young), in which case, if you have to ask if the story is true, I have a bridge to sell you.

pay it forward, inspiration – Aww!! I’m so glad you stopped by, but I don’t think I’ve ever blogged about what might inspire you to pay it forward, or to whom you might be inspired to pay it forward to. I’ll think about that and get back to you.

trish – Hmm…I did say recently I like older women, but it was in a like-to-hang-out-with-them kind of way, not in an attracted-to-them kind of way. I won’t be putting the in the address bar for fear of what will show up. Anyone braver than me? Let me know what’s there via the comments!

the poopy diaper game – I think I’ll sit this one out.

hey ladie watcha reading – Should I be sad this person can’t spell or glad they were looking for my website?

what are we teaching asian kids? – I dunno. Good math skills?

how to stay up for 24 hours straight – That is a dang good question! Especially since the 24-Hour Read-a-thon is coming up. I think my best answer, though, is you have to be a teenager. At least, that was the last time I was able to stay up for 24 hours.

james marsters as spike – HE’S TOTALLY HOT. How about a little picture? Hm?

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does electrolysis scar? – If you pick at the scabs it will. I mean, the scabs are so freaking tiny that I don’t know why you couldn’t ignore them for the few days it takes them to fall off, but whatever.

hey julie look what they’re doing to me – Huh.

hey lady! – Hi! *waves*

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32 Responses to “What Are You Doing Here? Part 3”

  1. Literary Feline

    As always, you have me in stitches with your search term post, Trish.


  2. Jackie (Farm Lane Books)

    I love these! I have just discovered how to look for mine, and it always amazes me what people look for.


  3. kaye

    Please indulge an old grandma and tell me how you check what brings people to your site. I didn’t even know this was possible.


    trish Reply:

    There’s programs that will tell you what search terms brought people to your site. You can see what people typed in…which can be really hilarious!


  4. Kathy

    I was laughing so hard as I was reading this, my hubby had to come over to see what was so funny. Thanks for giving us a good laugh this morning.


  5. madeleine

    Ha ha!!! I am actually pretty new to your blog, hmmm??? do not remember how I landed here. Must have been the header…I was right, you are quite a funny lady…:P

    Have a wonderful week-end


  6. Jennsbookshelf

    These are hilarious!


  7. Jeane

    Those are pretty funny. I used to get weird search terms, but now they’re always just book titles, authors, or some mix. I don’t know if I should be glad of that- everyone who comes to my site is looking for the right content- or disappointed- I don’t have any funny search terms to share anymore!


  8. S, Krishna

    This is hilarious!


  9. Amy @ My Friend Amy

    So funny! I think you must use poopy a bit too much. 🙂


    trish Reply:

    ONE TIME! I talked about poop in ONE POST! And it’s LONG BURIED! 🙂


  10. Natasha @ Maw Books

    I get a lot of poop search terms too! You must not have ever gone to a baby shower where they play the poopy diaper game. Unfortunately, I have. I’ve played this game one to many times. Much to my sister-in-laws disappointment, I requested NO games at my baby shower. What you do is get a lot of different candy bars. Melt them a little bit and put each flavor in a diaper. They then get passed around and you are supposed to look and smell them to guess which kind of candy bar it is. Supposedly, it’s great fun.


    trish Reply:

    Oh. Thanks for clarifying that game, Natasha. I don’t know about it, though. I still think I’ll sit it out, even if they are only “candy bars”.


  11. Lisa

    I admit, I came to see if someone had tried yet!

    Also, Spike. Mmmm. Might be time to start recording Buffy again.


  12. sarah pekkanen

    Sexy lady pooping farting! I think you need to change your website name….


    trish Reply:

    LOL! Maybe next April Fool’s…


  13. ms ulat buku

    You’re absolutely hilarious. Glad I stumbled upon your blog.


  14. Jenners

    I love posts like this. I keep meaning to do one but then always forget. Some day. Some day.


  15. drey

    ROFL! Thanks for the laugh! =)


  16. Kim L

    OMG thanks for the laugh. Why do you always get the poop queries? Did you post about farting or pooping somewhere along the line? Oh Trish. I need to take a look at my list sometime soon.


    trish Reply:

    I did one post on pooping. I’ll never do another post about it, and I won’t point you in the right direction. Sorry. Guess you’ll just have to google it. 😉


  17. natalie @ book, line, and sinker

    i love when you post this stuff! hilarious. people find my blog in the weirdest ways too…i always get a chuckle.


  18. zibilee

    I just figured out how to check the search terms for my blog after reading some of these. Nothing as funny as what you’ve got, but it’s kind of neat to be able to see that. Keep posting these, I love them!


  19. jennygirl

    You can never go wrong with a little pic of Spike, I mean James. Did you catch him in Torchwood on BBC America? He kicks off season 2.


    trish Reply:

    Torchwood? What’s that? Is it any good??


  20. Shauna- Reading and Ruminations

    Mmm, Spike. Thanks for sharing that picture- it totally made my afternoon.

    Also, I can’t say I blame you for not wanting to type into an address bar. I wouldn’t do it, either.


  21. Chris@bookarama

    Okay, some of those are just strange! It’s funny what brings people to blogs.


  22. Luanne

    These posts are hilarious! I’m going to have a look at mine.


  23. Kylee

    I don’t even know what this post says. I was scrolling down (reading your sidebar) and so James…. *drool* oh! sorry! here, let me wipe that up for you. The man is practically old enough to be my father (he’s 14 years older than I am) but dayum he is so fun to look at!


  24. Kylee

    See what he does to me! I saw him, I didn’t so him… sorry.


  25. Dawn - She Is Too Fond Of Books

    Hey Lady! Some of the comments on this post are as funny as your annotations to the search terms!

    Keep ’em coming! And, no, after my sheIsTooFondOfBoobs debacle I won’t be looking at … hmm, I might be the older woman!


  26. Heather (Belle of the Books)

    Those are great, as always! Hey Julie is a song from the tv show Scrubs… doesn’t make it any more relevant though!


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