This is a fun thing to do…check the search terms that brings people to your blog. I used to call it How Did You Get Here, but then I changed it to What Are You Doing Here (and Part 2!), because, frankly, I don’t know what the heck many of my visitors are doing at my blog.
sexy lady pooping farting – I poop and fart, but I’ve never thought it was sexy. Neither does Dave, even though I try to convince him otherwise.
is the story confessions of max tivoli t – I’m going to guess the whole search engine term was this: “is the story confessions of max tivoli true?” I believe Max Tivoli is a similar story to The Curious Case Benjamin Button (person is born old and dies young), in which case, if you have to ask if the story is true, I have a bridge to sell you.
pay it forward, inspiration – Aww!! I’m so glad you stopped by, but I don’t think I’ve ever blogged about what might inspire you to pay it forward, or to whom you might be inspired to pay it forward to. I’ll think about that and get back to you.
trish olderwomen.com – Hmm…I did say recently I like older women, but it was in a like-to-hang-out-with-them kind of way, not in an attracted-to-them kind of way. I won’t be putting the olderwomen.com in the address bar for fear of what will show up. Anyone braver than me? Let me know what’s there via the comments!
the poopy diaper game – I think I’ll sit this one out.
hey ladie watcha reading – Should I be sad this person can’t spell or glad they were looking for my website?
what are we teaching asian kids? – I dunno. Good math skills?
how to stay up for 24 hours straight – That is a dang good question! Especially since the 24-Hour Read-a-thon is coming up. I think my best answer, though, is you have to be a teenager. At least, that was the last time I was able to stay up for 24 hours.
james marsters as spike – HE’S TOTALLY HOT. How about a little picture? Hm?
does electrolysis scar? – If you pick at the scabs it will. I mean, the scabs are so freaking tiny that I don’t know why you couldn’t ignore them for the few days it takes them to fall off, but whatever.
hey julie look what they’re doing to me – Huh.
hey lady! – Hi! *waves*