can you eat crisco raw – Heck yes! It’s even better with some brown sugar on it. Don’t ask me how I know that.
i know this much is true. i loffed it – “I loffed it”? Is this the new version of lurve? I kinda like it. Sounds very…foreign and sophisticated.
“giving a dutch oven” – *snicker* Umm, I won’t give you instructions on how to give one, nor will you find any stories about giving dutch ovens. I don’t give them because the payback I would receive would not be worth it. (Apparently, there’s a bunch of people who actually don’t know what a dutch oven is, so I’ll go ahead and tell you: it’s when you’re in bed, someone farts, and then that someone pulls the covers over your head, trapping you with their stink. Charming, huh?)
how to be a book blogger – that’s way more involved than I want to get into right now. BUT! If you want to start a book blog, you’re welcome to email me at trish(at)heylady(dot)net. I don’t bite, and I answer all my emails.
co-workers always turns on ac – I KNOW. So does mine, and I think it’s ridiculous that I’m bundled up but she’s wearing long sleeves. I mean, seriously?
granny eats granpa – There is no good answer to this.
hairless butt – Hmm. When have I ever talked about this? Oh, that’s right. NEVER.
sexy grannys.org – My eyes! My eyes are burning!
let me introduce you to my little friend – I think the phrase is, “Say hello to my leettle fren.” (Sorry, I’m horrible at writing out diction, or whatever it’s called. But I found the video clip for you!)
where do i poop when there is no bathroo – erm…your pants?
recipe for oreogasms – I HAVE NO IDEA BUT WOULD LOVE THE RECIPE. Oreogasms? Heck yes! Sign me up.
semen-based recipes – I can only hope you’re looking for the silly book that has recipes featuring semen. I hope I hope I hope.
can’t find internet explorer icon – sounds like a personal problem.