What Are You Doing Here? Part 4
can you eat crisco raw – Heck yes! It’s even better with some brown sugar on it. Don’t ask me how I know that.
i know this much is true. i loffed it – “I loffed it”? Is this the new version of lurve? I kinda like it. Sounds very…foreign and sophisticated.
“giving a dutch oven” – *snicker* Umm, I won’t give you instructions on how to give one, nor will you find any stories about giving dutch ovens. I don’t give them because the payback I would receive would not be worth it. (Apparently, there’s a bunch of people who actually don’t know what a dutch oven is, so I’ll go ahead and tell you: it’s when you’re in bed, someone farts, and then that someone pulls the covers over your head, trapping you with their stink. Charming, huh?)
how to be a book blogger – that’s way more involved than I want to get into right now. BUT! If you want to start a book blog, you’re welcome to email me at trish(at)heylady(dot)net. I don’t bite, and I answer all my emails.
co-workers always turns on ac – I KNOW. So does mine, and I think it’s ridiculous that I’m bundled up but she’s wearing long sleeves. I mean, seriously?
granny eats granpa – There is no good answer to this.
hairless butt – Hmm. When have I ever talked about this? Oh, that’s right. NEVER.
sexy grannys.org – My eyes! My eyes are burning!
let me introduce you to my little friend – I think the phrase is, “Say hello to my leettle fren.” (Sorry, I’m horrible at writing out diction, or whatever it’s called. But I found the video clip for you!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gy-Cq75BWY
where do i poop when there is no bathroo – erm…your pants?
recipe for oreogasms – I HAVE NO IDEA BUT WOULD LOVE THE RECIPE. Oreogasms? Heck yes! Sign me up.
semen-based recipes – I can only hope you’re looking for the silly book that has recipes featuring semen. I hope I hope I hope.
can’t find internet explorer icon – sounds like a personal problem.
| Tags: Blogging, search engine terms, search terms 20 comments »
November 4th, 2009 at 4:41 am
urk. you get such colorful hits! on my life blog, ‘grunge’, ‘wearing men’s underwear’, and ‘cheetos’ continue to be huge draws for the crowds. don’t ask me, i’m only the blogger.
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November 4th, 2009 at 5:11 am
To each their own right? But, yea, there are some seriously demented people out there! LOL
Now I need to go and look at my search terms, I suspect they are supremely boring in comparison.
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November 4th, 2009 at 6:16 am
LMAO! I love some of these. And of course, now you will be the #1 suggestion for other people looking for this weirdness. ::grin:: I never get such creativity bringing people to my blog. All of mine seem to be fairly direct queries that they *should* actually be able to find. Booooooring!
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November 4th, 2009 at 6:44 am
I love these! It’s like a really bizarre advice column. The question is, by writing about these goofy search terms, are you making it easier for more of them to find you?
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November 4th, 2009 at 7:22 am
OMG!!! I love these!!! Keep on posting them.
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November 4th, 2009 at 7:38 am
I have never heard of this dutch oven business. I was thinking of an actual Dutch oven – you know, the kind you put over a fire and cook delicious dishes in. I was thinking, Hm, a Dutch oven is a strange gift unless the happy couple is Amish.
(Then I felt silly.)
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November 4th, 2009 at 10:39 am
Trish,
This is a hilarious idea. Do you mind if I do the same thing on my blog – I’m sure tons of traffic comes in from crazy search terms.
This is great and your commentary is awesome.
Have a great day!
-Nick
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November 4th, 2009 at 11:01 am
LOL these search terms are hilarious.
sexy grannys.org – My eyes! My eyes are burning! (LOL)
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November 4th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
I also hope that whomever searched for the semen recipes did so only because they want to give that book as a GAG gift.
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November 4th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
I never have such random and bizarre terms bringing people to our site… I don’t know whether I should be disappointed about that or not!
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November 4th, 2009 at 6:22 pm
lol! Thanks for the laughs. I loffed it.
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November 4th, 2009 at 8:04 pm
These all made me giggle so much. Esp. granny eats grandpa.
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November 4th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
oh thank you for this! I truly needed the laughs!
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November 4th, 2009 at 9:52 pm
What the Hell! 0_0
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November 4th, 2009 at 11:53 pm
I couldn’t believe this when I got this in my mail today! I laughed for about 25 minutes! I have to figure out how to do this! I have google analytics, but I’m not sure…
LOVE these!
x0xx Amy
Park-Avenue Princess
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November 5th, 2009 at 8:00 am
So funny! I always like it when you share these. Search terms that land on my site are always so boring. Lately.
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November 5th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Hilarious! I should do one of these.
Of course, now you’re going to get MORE traffic from these, since you’ve put them on your blog.
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November 5th, 2009 at 8:51 pm
These are so funny and boy were they great conversation starters the other night when Nicole was interviewing you!
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November 9th, 2009 at 9:59 pm
You know you rely on the intranets too much when you google where you should go to the bathroom.
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November 23rd, 2009 at 6:06 am
You get very… colourful and interesting search phrases, Trish. I almost wish I did, too. But… no, not really. I’m happy that they end up at my blog after searching for The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas or something like that
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