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What are you doing here? Part the fifth.

Oh look! I remember when I used to do this.

get free booksbeing a book reviewer – Sounds cool, huh? Unfortunately, ask anyone who’s been blogging longer than 6 months: it becomes a burden. A NICE burden, but a burden nonetheless.

“” trish – SCREW YOU TOO. I’m only 32, jerko.

i had emergency surgery my ex boyfriend – Uhh…you had emergency surgery BECAUSE OF your ex boyfriend or IN SPITE OF your ex boyfriend? This is where those little things called conjunctions come in handy.

why? – Because.

farts – HAHAHAHA!! Are those ever not funny? I didn’t think so.

princess bride hey lady – Yup, I can quote whole scenes from The Princess Bride.

how to cuss my parents out without them – Dude, don’t be cussing your parents out, because one day you will have an asshole kid just like yourself, and you’ll rue the day you thought cussing your parents out was a good idea.

why do people like nicholas sparks – Why do I even have to answer this question? This should be obvious. If you really don’t know why, go read the first couple chapters of any of his books, and then read the last chapter, and see if you couldn’t have predicted what would happen.

oops i peed my pants – I feel like singing! Does this make you think of Oops I Did It Again too?

summary of Geek Love – FABULOUS. That should suffice.

crack yourself up – Why yes, yes I do.

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10 Responses to “What are you doing here? Part the fifth.”

  1. Michelle

    If it helps make you happy you crack me up too! 🙂


  2. Literate Housewife ()

    Oh, references to Nicholas Sparks will NEVER fail to crack me up. Ahahaha! Painful experience, fun memories.


  3. zibilee ()

    Oh, I love it when you do this! It’s been such a long time!


  4. Bookfool, aka Nancy ()

    I’d totally forgotten you used to do this! LOVE it! So people read Sparks *because* he’s predictable? Okay, that makes sense. I can’t bear his writing, but I know a lot of people like predictable drama. Witness TV (which I also actually don’t watch because I’m apparently not of this planet).


  5. Jennygirl

    People read Sparks because they like to cry, ’nuff said.
    You crack me up too. You always do. I also crack myself up too, don’t worry 🙂 People who laugh as themselves are really the “normal” people.

    Great post 🙂


  6. Nancy Taylor ()

    You forgot to mention that every Nick Sparks has “cancer” and “terminal” and “make preparations.” Every. Single. One.

    Remember Little House on the Prarie? You always knew it was nearly over because Pa’s crying.

    Predictability – kind of like that.


    Alyce Reply:

    Your comment made me laugh out loud! That is exactly why I can’t stand his books. And the thing about Pa crying – never thought of it, but so true!


  7. Cayla Hochberg ()

    Are you kidding? I love Nichlas Sparks, even if they are predictable. They are the Big Mac of the literary world. Not at all fancy but satisfying, fast, and consistant. The perfect read in between the major heavy hitters. Do you expect me to go right from Left Neglected to The Chosen to The Help?


  8. Kathleen

    Hilarious! I just read this at the end of a long day here at the office. This one made me laugh!!


  9. Holly (2 Kids and Tired)

    I love doing this on my blog. In fact, I have another post like it almost ready to go! I haven’t has as many funny searches as in the past though. 🙁
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