Oh look! I remember when I used to do this.
get free booksbeing a book reviewer – Sounds cool, huh? Unfortunately, ask anyone who’s been blogging longer than 6 months: it becomes a burden. A NICE burden, but a burden nonetheless.
“olderwomen.com” trish – SCREW YOU TOO. I’m only 32, jerko.
i had emergency surgery my ex boyfriend – Uhh…you had emergency surgery BECAUSE OF your ex boyfriend or IN SPITE OF your ex boyfriend? This is where those little things called conjunctions come in handy.
why? – Because.
farts – HAHAHAHA!! Are those ever not funny? I didn’t think so.
princess bride hey lady – Yup, I can quote whole scenes from The Princess Bride.
how to cuss my parents out without them – Dude, don’t be cussing your parents out, because one day you will have an asshole kid just like yourself, and you’ll rue the day you thought cussing your parents out was a good idea.
why do people like nicholas sparks – Why do I even have to answer this question? This should be obvious. If you really don’t know why, go read the first couple chapters of any of his books, and then read the last chapter, and see if you couldn’t have predicted what would happen.
oops i peed my pants – I feel like singing! Does this make you think of Oops I Did It Again too?
summary of Geek Love – FABULOUS. That should suffice.
crack yourself up – Why yes, yes I do.