Reason #53 I hate my (second) job (as a server at a country club): People Who Exaggerate.
I was working a private party tonight. The occasion was a First Communion. There were about 6 kids there and they were given sparkling cider in champagne flutes. Before the cake was cut but after the kids ate their dinner, the kids were running around essentially unsupervised. As I’m walking between the kitchen and the room where the party is taking place, I’m flagged down by one of the mothers who says, “QUICK! GET MORE SPARKLING CIDER! MY DAUGHTER HAS LOW BLOOD SUGAR AND IS ABOUT TO GO INTO A DIABETIC COMA!”
Do you seriously want me to believe that a mother who has a diabetic daughter has no food on her that will raise her daughter’s blood sugar level? Either way I look at it, this lady is either an exaggerating moron or just a general moron.
I’ll just keep repeating my mantra: I don’t have to do this after April 30th. I don’t have to do this after April 30th. I don’t have to do this after April 30th.