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How Did You Get Here? Part Deux

I was supposed to post this while I was on my honeymoon, but I had such a plethora of posts saved up and two kick-ass posts from Lisa Roe that this one fell by the wayside. Far be it from me to deny you my awesome and witty writing.

In a previous post, I listed some of the more interesting search terms that led people to my blog. Since I should be on my honeymoon now and nowhere near a computer (theoretically), I’ve compiled these terms from the last month and present them to you now:

watcha doing are ya pooping? – Ah ha ha ha ha ha!! Wait. I hope that’s not what this person thought my blog is called. It’s Hey Lady! Whatcha Readin’? Get it right next time, dude.

barbara brown taylor/leadership – I had to search my own blog because I would have bet money on the fact that Barbara Brown Taylor’s name does not appear in my blog. I don’t know who this lady is and I deny any connection. Fortunately, I didn’t bet money ’cause I quoted her here.

hide and go change your tampon – Erm, I guess how I could see that search term brought them here…kinda.

free incest captions – I have no words for this.

the boy in the striped pajamas test answers – first of all, you spelled the name of the book wrong. It’s pyjamas. Second of all, the book is SHORT and has LARGE TYPE. Stop trying to cheat.

why is someone born every day of the year – hmm…I suppose that has something to do with the fact that there are over 6 BILLION people on the planet? I figure that makes for some good odds.

i work as a personal banker – I have no idea how that brought you here. I searched my site and can’t seem to find anything relating to that. Sowy.

polka dot lady new york – Well, Melanie has polka dot WALLPAPER, but I don’t know if she’s in New York. Melanie?

“trish browning” wedding – It’s kind of nice to think that someone out there wanted to know about my wedding, but how did they know my last name? I certainly don’t advertise it, and most of my friends already know what’s going on so why would they check my blog? WHO IS STALKING ME?

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11 Responses to “How Did You Get Here? Part Deux”

  1. bunnyb

    LOL! The last one’s funny. Must be a real fan of yours then!! 😛


  2. chartroose

    I like the “hide and go change your tampon” one since I have witnessed many disgraceful displays where women stop in the middle of public places, reach up in there, whip the thing out and deposit it in the nearest trashcan. I mean, really, it’s just so rude!


  3. Nithin

    Lucky you! You got such a lot of interesting visitors. 😉 I had to search all the way till the 499th search term before I found the only out of context phrase… “slang word for old men falling to younger woman.” LOL! Is there such a word?

    Btw, it’s easy enough to find your last name. You’ve put up your email ID on the sidebar. 😛


  4. lupuspie

    This is hysterical! Love the poopin’ one! 🙂


  5. Kim

    Too funny – I love to check this on my blog too! nclm


  6. Literary Feline

    These are too funny, Trish.

    For the record, my copy of The Boy in the Striped Pajamas spells the title with an “a” not a “y”. I guess when I get around to reading and reviewing the book, I’ll have to make that clear so people don’t accuse me of misspelling the title. 🙂


  7. Christine

    Your last name is in your email address, which is on your “about” page. Easy-peasy!


  8. bkclubcare

    Yea! You are back! I’ve been meaning to do a followup just like this one – soon. Consider this a meme and you just tagged me.


  9. Jeane

    I cannot believe what Chartroose said. Icky!


  10. Melody

    I’m catching up with my blog hopping, Trish!
    I’ve a fun time reading this post, haha… I clicked onto your “Melanie has polka dots wallpaper” link and take it that you’re referring to my blog? LOL. ;P And no, I’m not living in NY although I wish I am!


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