Ever since I read that Nicholas Sparks “[doesn’t] write romance novels” and Danielle Steele’s books, according to her, “…[are] not really about romance“, I thought they should get married. And make babies.
Wouldn’t that be AWESOME?! Then they could raise a delusional human being into thinking that, oh, I don’t know, they don’t read romance novels…and of course their mom and dad don’t write the damned things.
So then I was thinking about what that baby might look like. Or who it might be.
MAYBE THEY ALREADY HAVE A LOVE CHILD!
I think this person already exists. Behold:
Can’t you just see her defending her parents, Nick and Dani? “Your dumb. They don’t write romance. It’s all about real life. It’s deep.”
Excuse me. I think I just puked in my mouth.