Okay, first of all, I’ve mentioned this before, but I think it bears repeating: I never knew your boobs could touch your skin. When they tell you that you’ll get bigger boobs when you get pregnant (yay!), they don’t tell you that if you’ve been a modest cup size your whole life, there’s things you’ll learn about bigger boobs that you never wanted to know.
Like boob sweat.
And the other thing they don’t tell you? Is that you can get sweat on your upper thighs where your big, eight month belly touches your legs.
Sometimes I don’t want to know what I don’t know.